fuck yeah

it's tough being a mother fuckin' champion

quote of the day

"first, they puke in each other's mouths simultaneously. then, they spit each other's puke onto each other's crotches and rub it in. then, they grab a handful of the puke, making sure to rip out a generous amount of pubes, and stuff it in each other's mouths."

anyone know a reliable underweight orphan?

i wish my parents were this cool

holy shit this is disturbing

watch your shit

photo taken just before the ass raping of his life. remember the face of the man on the left if you see him in a bar and wake up face down with no pants 3 days later

uber gayness

this is absolutely the gayest photo of "straight" men i have ever seen (and not in a good way). I am ashamed that i actually know people in this picture. i am ashamed that they are representing humanity on a daily basis and defiling a digital camera in this fashion. i am ashamed that my eyes had to gaze upon this utter perversion of a backseat man pile. and so i deliver it to you, unsuspecting reader so that you too can feel the shame that is dominating and urinating all over my previously pure psyche. i am damaged from this display of soulless distorted man love and i shutter at the thought of what may be actually going on here. Enjoy and try not to barf directly on your computer.

quote of the day

"smell this and tell me you don't want to fuck it"

my new favorite band

Check the freshness

"he owns a PC computer. and he makes like next level beats"

These guys are fucking brilliant.

quote of the day

"she's just so fucking gutter, and it makes me want to take it to her"