i mean it's anatomical structure is just begging to be exposed. why else would it stick out from my body? so it can be displayed it all its glory, of course. there is some benefit to having it all tucked away for the "big reveal" before you go to town on some slampig, but it really could cut out a lot of the bullshit when you first meet some girl. she could immediately size you up and move on, or beg for a little taste.
i am all about eliminating the crap we all go through with the initial song and dance pre coitus. i am personally "off the market," (sucks for you) but i think it would do us all a lot of good.
imagine for me, if you will, a world in which wieners flop freely in the ocean breeze, adding a nice salty taste to your fleshy nutsack. trust me, all of our wieners could use some fresh air. how do we even know what our wieners are supposed to look like anymore? they have been restricted and scorned for so long that they may have shriveled and retreated, imprisoned within restrictive tighty whities.
for all we know, our tube snakes were 2 feet long 1,000 years ago. and maybe all the vageenas shrunk along with the wieners over time. maybe all those chicks getting fisted in your dad's private movie collection are actually prehistoric examples of mankind. maybe they are the true missing links, their massive vagina openings serving as a giant portal into the past. you could hop right into one of those fuckers and it would be like diving right into the true history of our species.
never again will i look down upon those talented ladies with an arm stuck inside them. i shall gaze upon them with reverence, for these my friends are the true beacons of our glorious past. or maybe they just like getting fisted.
either way, they are pretty fucking talented
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