a quick thought on "muffin tops"

i have a problem with the negative stigma surrounding the phenomena we call the "muffin top." what else provides a man with the additional thrust needed to really drive home his wiener when engaged in some hard core ploughing? a muffin top, of course! they are the perfect little (or big) fleshy lard handles, seemingly created by the man upstairs himself for the pure pleasure of chubby chasers and slightly overweight lovers everywhere. don't hate, embrace the muffin.