avatar and a human consuming butthole

just saw avatar the other day. i thought it was awesome, but i can be a little biased being that i am a huge nerd and i love shit like that. for those of you that have seen the film i have an important, if not scientifically imperative, question.

would you do the blue chick?

lets go through some of the pros and cons of boning down with a 15 foot tall aboriginal warrior princess badass.

pros:

1. she can protect you from jaguars and wild boars when lost in the rain forest

2. her boobs are 3 times the size of normal boobs

3. she's blue, which means she is exotic and probably has a vageena that's a really cool color

4. she can kill you at any moment which is kinda hot

5. she knows all kinds of crazy war cries, which would make it sound like you were doing 100 chicks at the same time

6. how many times in your life will you be able to bang a princess? even if she is basically the princess of a psychedelic national park, it's still pretty awesome

cons:

1. she can probably call jaguars and wild boars to kill you like the beastmaster

2. she never wears shoes, so the callouses on her feet probably feel like petrified corn nuts

3. she has those beads in her hair that people used to come back with when they went on a vacation to the Caribbean, which is just gross

4. she can kill you at any moment, which is still kinda hot

5. she could fit an entire human body inside of her butthole

i don't know about you, but i would totally tap that big blue human eating ass all night long.