where did it come from? part 1

when did somebody decide that the word beaver was an acceptable slang term for vagina? i have gone through all of the possibilities, and the reasoning is just not there. lets talk it over and see if we can come to a conclusion together.

there is the idea that a beaver is brown and furry, as are some vaginas, but not ALL vaginas are that color, or furry for that matter. don't get me wrong; i am an avid user of the term, but i just can't see how you can relate something so awesome to an animal that is fat and chews on wood all day.

depending on the female, i can see how certain vaginas may do a bit of wood chewing, (with the right amount of training, of course) but this still doesn't substantiate a solidly embedded slang term in the american lexicon.

then there's the idea that it could be an onomatopoeia, meaning that a vagina actually sounds like the word beaver. well, i can say that after extensive field testing, this is certainly not true (field test results to be released at a later date, and will be available at the library of congress).

maybe those that coined the term were were beaver owners (i am making a wild assumption here that people actually owned beavers at some point, but you never know), making them beaver lovers in essence. the logical thing to do as a beaver lover is to pass the term on to other things you love, like vaginas or cupcakes. so these beaver lovers went on enjoying beavers, vaginas, and cupcakes equally. then they started selling the beaver cupcakes, and their beaver cupcake customers then also made the natural progression to referring to vaginas as beavers because they loved beaver cupcakes so much.

boom! beaver = vagina

and the rest is beaver lovin' history

disclaimer: the author of this post is an avid beaver lover and is in no way denouncing the fantastic glory of the beaver. and the cupcake